I'm bulletproof i'm bulletproof, aww
Yeah yeah yeah yeah i'm bulletproof baby
Skin tougher than some kevlar
Me and my buddies going muddin'
Gimme a Sawzall and let me make
A bumper sticker how I feel
Honk your horn and flip a bird then
You might get your ass kicked
The whole world's goin' soft
That's why I stay havin' calluses
I am from where the racket is
I'm a honky with racketness
Gun loaded like it's the 'pocalypse
Ain't nobody honestly dropping a song
I'ma drive this Church train 'til
The motor starts knockin' bitch
And I'm built Ford tough but
That's one thing that's obvious
From my head down to my boots
And if you think I'm messin' with you
Buddy you're wrong i'm bulletproof
I've met a lot of other guys like you
Then they get proved wrong
I'm bulletproof, aww yeah
I'm bulletproof, I'm bulletproof, aww yeah
Yeah, I'm one tough hell raising
Proud of what I stand for and
I will never back down, I won't take no shit
Ain't scared to swing first and
See the outrigger guide on life is
I'm a drifter let me tote my
Guns and travel through these cities
Let me show you how we do it
In the land of the hillbillies
No gun rack 'cause my guns
Driveway long better drop your
No trespassing unless you like
You messing with the man digging
From my head down to my boots
And if you think I'm messin' with you
Buddy you're wrong i'm bulletproof
I've met a lot of other guys like you
Then they get proved wrong
I'm bulletproof, aww yeah
I'm bulletproof, I'm bulletproof, aww yeah
Shine in the glass, flag in the yard
Trucks parked in the yard
Dead end street, road followed by a creek
One way is, son don't go startin' no shit
From my head down to my boots
And if you think I'm messin' with you
Buddy you're wrong i'm bulletproof
I've met a lot of other guys like you
Then they get proved wrong
I'm bulletproof, aww yeah
I'm bulletproof, I'm bulletproof, aww yeah