Baby girl, don't ever eat lunch on the John
Your mother called you baby girl?
So what if all the ducklings think you're ugly?
It's because they've never seen a swan
It takes all kind of people who need people
So find people you can bare
We'll find your group, your herd, your flock
Come take a walk and answer my small questionnaire
You'll be judged on sight
So find a clique and stick with it
Say, where do you belong?
Let's take a walk in the cafeteria, shall we?
I'll show you the world as I see it
Varsity jocks and jv jocks
Will throw you in a locker if you say "hello"
The rich stoners hate the gangsta whites
Though they're all smokin' the same oregano
Here's the sexually active band geeks
I've got two words for you
And if you like blowing and fingering
This is the group of you!
(Ah ah) Cady, where do you belong
We all get a box that's where we go
It's stifling but at least you know
There's girls that eat their feelings
I like eating birthday cake around them
Debate team and dance team
Their parents ground them
Who's this? darling those are the mathletes
(Cool) joining them is social suicide
It's all college applications
And doctor who quotations
They wear their awkwardness with stubborn pride
You'll be judged on site, voted in or out
'Cause that's what high school's all about
God who is at this table?
Why it's Janis and Damian, too (oh Oh)
We're not exactly joiners
But, we'll be good friends to you
And our friendship means you can skip
The geeks and the freaks, and the peaking too soon
The strivers, and the survivors, just waiting for june
The tall, flowering wallflowers, bending on sneakers
Forget this fuss and shall with us
Come to lunch and sit with us!
Sit with us (here's where you belong)
You need protection with pizazz
Stay here (here's where you belong)
Yes, here's where you belong!
Hey, Cady, this is where you fit
Hey, Cady, this is where you sit