If you don't mind me saying so then why do you object
are you frightened of something you'll hear
have you no inhibitions are you basically shy
got a good mind to tell you what a bad boy I've been
but I'm not sure you'll be all that pleased
funny how being unfaithful often makes us realise
here's to the child who applied for a divorce
said his parents were not up to much
once upon a time used to be children
now there are just adults
And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears
or women who look like they're men
I trust only those who are true to themselves
and god knows there aren't too
In a manner of speaking reminiscent of greek
you could say "hold my heart" and I will
if it pleases you no doubt I'll gladly oblige
you ask for directions you say it's a road
with houses on either side
well I don't want to shatter your illusions
but I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to try
And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears
or women who look like they're men
I trust only those who are true to themselves
and god knows there aren't too
Here's to the child who applied for a divorce
said his parents were driving him nuts
once upon a time used to be children
now there are just adults
And I don't trust men with earrings in their ears
or women who look like they're men
I trust only those who are true to themselves
and god knows there aren't too