Hold on! Stop right there!
Have you not heard the tales
Of the spooky forest where the haunted creature hails?
We have something to share
There's so much to learn about the Bear
He's died a billion times, you see
Been birthed a million more
He's the offspring of death
cnd the champion of gore!
He's the king of ghostly carnivore
Spooky guys of poltergeist
He won the respect of specters all around
Then he devoured their souls!
cnd he'll give you a chill
(he's wonderful with the children)
It will make you want to kill
There's surely certainly something to beware
(There's surely certainly nothing to beware)
"Everyone quiet down! Try not to make a sound! If he hears us in his woods it will be deadly for his appetite is monstrous!"
"Hey, guy that's just preposterous.
In fact, I've heard the Bear Ghost's rather friendly! Yes, indeed he is quite ghostly - he's been exaggerated grossly and I ain't goin' nowhere 'til I seen him."
"I'm afraid you're misinformed, but whatever. You've been warned. Good luck to you. The rest of us are leaving."
You think you're safe in hiding?
Then you better think again!
There's no one you can run to
'cause he ate all of your friends
"My friends, listen to me. I was only trying be a help to thee. You looked lost. I thought I'd trot along and help you find your way. Yes, I can be vicious but just to those who are maliciously corrupt; the liars, the cheaters, the thieves: they alone are my enemies. Like this man here, takes advantage of and abuses his dear, sweet wife! cny kind of crime, for any kind of rhyme or reason; extortion and bribery, corruption and robbery; these things I abhor! I'll haunt the world until they are no more!"
WRITERS
ANDREW HEATH, MICHAEL ABEL, MICHAEL ROA, THOMAS KNIGHT