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I’m the happiest man on the planet Earth
So people may take this and as so many people
Do we live in a very weakened society
So when they hear a throwback guy like me
From back in the ancient days of Garanimals
They often think this guy’s just
Whatever so if you
Think that I’m some unhappy guy you’re wrong
Having lived a life I’ve lived in seeing
The other side not being afraid
To attack what was in front of
Me has made me happy that made me very happy
Basically I just don’t walk around with a
Daggone smile my face all day
So you know Merry Christmas
What the dark side is is we all have a cookie
Jar and we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
It's a jar of fuck man
We’re shit just it’s just ain’t going right
And in hell week what they
Do in hell week because
This is where I really went to the dark side
What they're doing hell week as they design
Hell week to find your flaws
And they do a really good job
Of that it’s 130 hours of
Continuous training you may get two hours
Of sleep and they beat
The shit of you and find everything
Wrong with your mentality and
Then they start hell week and
That’s the beauty of it
For me I’m not some not some
Nasty God given guy you
Know I don’t have a great
Bit of talent in anything
So what got me through horrible times
Was the dark side whereas
I created my name is David
Goggins I created Goggins
Goggins is the guy that can take anything
You put in front of them (the dark side)
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
You want to break my motherfucking
Legs so be it
I have a way of going to a place
Like I did in that race where
All the pain and suffering that they put
On top of me in hell week
I will reverse that pain and suffering
And I will take your soul
So every instructor that put me
Through BUDS my job what
Drove me was I wanted you to go home that
Night after you beat the living
Shit out of me and
I smiled in your face I wanted you to
Feel worse than I did and
You were going home to
A nice warm bed with your wife or your
Kids in a nice meal and I was still out
There in the grip suffering
For another 100 hours
I want you to think about me
Knowing that I’m comfortable being very
Unfuckingcomfortable and I want you to
Think about when you went
Through fucking hell week
How uncomfortable you were and how bad you
Wanted to quit knowing I’m not
Thinking that fucking way
So the dark side is something that
I’ve designed it’s an evil
Place I can go that very
Few things can hurt me
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
(The dark side) We all have a cookie jar
And we all have a jar of fuck
I used the hurt you’re trying to put on me
I flip it upside down and use it
You're trying to use it for kryptonite no
It’s power pillows for me I’m
Using it for strength I flipped negative
Into positive that's all it is
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