Drunk on the steps of a bar with a silly name Hands numb from the cold

White shirt, black mascara stains

Cracked my phone

Got hit on by a tourist from Canada in a cowboy hat Told a stranger that if you’d have just apologized

I’d have taken you back

But you didn’t

And I know it’s none of these random people’s business That I’m still dealing with the drama you inflicted

But they listened

Which is more than you ever did

This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message I’m drunk on the steps

I’m clearly a mess You’ve come out ahead Hope you feel like a man

Maybe your name on my tongue makes me nauseous Or maybe I’ve just got the spins

Maybe I’m having an allergic reaction to letting you win

Don’t think I can take one more love song from this cover band It’s killing me just sitting here knowing you’ve got the upper hand

This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message

I’m not crying ‘cause I want you back

I’m crying ‘cause you made me mad

Don’t you see? It’s simple math

Six or seven drinks plus four, five months without apology Are bound to set me off, you see

It’s 101 psychology Repeat it ‘til it’s true

This isn’t me missing you

This isn’t me missing you This is me pissed at you Don’t get it twisted, you Don’t deserve the attention I’m sure you would love it if You knew I was struggling You don’t need to rub it in Yeah, I get the message I’m drunk on the steps

I’m clearly a mess You’ve come out ahead Hope you feel like a man