So it seemed, that life's a flop
So I went to America, for death cop
Got dressed up, went out at night
But they won't shoot, because I'm white
I tried vodka and lots of pills
But that left me, feeling ill
Cause My stomach, went and spoilt it
Cause I came 'round, with my head in a bucket
That's just it, I cant decide
How should I commit suicide
Oh well, at least, at least I tried
I guess I'll just have to stay alive
There's no escape, at least I tried
So I get a little help, from monoxide
But I cant escape, the things I did
Because I drive, a damn hybrid
That's just it, I cant decide
How should I commit suicide
Oh well, at least, at least I tried
I guess I'll just have to stay alive
In the end, I'm up on a bride
I ease myself out, over the edge
But I can't do it, I wont jump tonight
Cause it seems that I'm scared of heights
That's just it, I could decide
That's why I didn't commit suicide
Oh well at least, I only tried
I'm glad that I'm still alive