If I had another life

I would never walk straight

All the things I love to do

Other people love to hate

Wear my shoes on my ears

And my hat on my feet

Park the car in the kitchen

And take a bath in the street

I love Ping Pong, I love bums, love the Three Stooges

And those crazy drums

I like lovers who don't vote the same

And lying on my bed

In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life, I would run, run, run have some fun

But seriously

If I had another life

I would run for president

Feed the pigeons in the park

Never pay the rent

Jerry Garcia

Secretary of State

Declares money illegal

Now, wouldn't that be great

I love Ping Pong, I love bums

Anchovy pizza

And those crazy drums

I like lovers

Who don't vote the same

And lying on my bed

In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life

I would do it all again

Run a movie from the middle

Beginning at the end

Try to miss the target

And win the biggest score

Tell my dad I love him

Like I never did before

I love Ping Pong, I love bums

Love the Honeymooners

And those crazy drums

I like lovers

Who don't vote the same

And talking to my father

In the stars and the rain, o yeah

If I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life