Well, it’s too damn hot in Texas

Colorado is way too cold

I love either one as much as I despise em' both

And they say money can’t buy you happy

And hell, they may be right

But I sure could use a little to light up this single wide

Ah never mind

I’m just bitchin to bitch

Talking shit

Running my lips don’t bother me a bit

If I stir the pot

Spill the beans

When it comes to drama yeah I’m queen -byatch

Of just bitchin to bitch

Well, nobody’s asked me how I’m doing

In about a week or so

And the neighbor's dog been barking all night

That little Shih Tzu’s got to go

I wanna kick it but I won’t

I’m just bitchin to bitch

Talking shit

Running my lips don’t bother me a bit

If I stir the pot

Spill the beans

When it comes to drama yeah I’m queen -byatch

Of just bitchin to bitch

Now I ain’t saying I’m just saying

Don’t even get me started on men

Sorry I ain’t sorry if you’re still listening

I’m just bitchin to bitch

Talking shit

Running my lips don’t bother me a bit

If I stir the pot

Spill the beans

When it comes to drama yeah I’m queen -byatch

Of just bitchin to bitch

I’m just bitchin to bitch

Yeah, we’re all bitchin to bitch

Everybody’s just bitchin to bitch