There's a goose on the loose so you better move your glutes

If you wanna live to see another day

Tell the people that you see

To turn around and flee

Cause the murder chicken's coming after you

I was walking down the street on a cold winter day

Unaware that i was gonna meet my fate

I came around the corner where an angry gander stood

He looked at me and said we're gonna have some fun

Well he sharpened his beak and he pulled out his nunchucks

And chased after me full of glee

I ran for the hills as fast as i could

With that feathered bastard honking on my tail

There's a goose on the loose so you better move your glutes

If you wanna live to see another day

Tell the people that you see

To turn around and flee

Cause the murder chicken's coming after you

Well he sharpened his beak and he pulled out his nunchuck

And chased after me full of glee

I ran for the hills as fast as i could

With that feathered bastard honking on my tail

There's a goose on the loose so you better move your glutes

If you wanna live to see another day

Tell the people that you see

To turn around and flee

Cause the murder chicken's coming after you